1.Snakes
Now number two, practiced the snake style
He was known as the snake spirit
He had the speed of a snake
Intro／Verse One：Killah Priest
Niggaz is like serpents out there
Serpents will bite
Lay outside, and then they roll back into they holes
They slither, in the streets of Brooklyn, New York
Slither in the streets, of Manhattan
In the streets of Queens, streets of the Bronx
Streets of Staten Island
Wherever you see em they slither
Whoever... yo
Fearsome shit... check it out
Yo, yo
It broke me up when they pat me on my shoulder
Said stay strong cuz his life is now over
I flash back to the heathens that he roll with
They shot him up and down nobody knows shit
My peers, little ears
Came up to me with a eye full of tears
Last night we was shootin dice and gettin nice
Kid rolled us, played us for our merchandise
We were in the hallway all day
Me, Steve, and Little Ray
Probably at first they tried to rob me
Back me in the lobby, pull out the shotty
Then came Scotty, fragile body
My first impression, he returned from a party
He was just stagger, smellin like Bacardi
The Dragon, braggin, how he was fuckin mad hotties
Pressed on the elevator button, then all of a sudden
He licked off, about a dozen
Slugs from the cannon, that ripped through my cousin
Nobody was standin when the nigga started bustin
Blood started to flood the floors, by the elevator doors
That's the last thing that I saw
Damn, we plan to make grands of our home
Verse Two： The RZA
Jagged edge, rockin God, hard as Stonehenge
Pledged whoever crossed his path get scrapped with a sledge..
..hammer, he didn't give a damn about the manor
And on the block he was called by the momma's and the grandma's
Indecent, heathen, juvenile delinquent
His weekends was frequently, locked inside the precinct
His most recent cape for catchin papes
Was snatchin up snakes on a roof butt-naked hang em off like
drapes
Then ask what's the combination to the safe, with the brace
And those who didn't reply they fell straight to their face
Razor blade sharp who invades the dark
And raid more spots than Spays and NARCS iron heart like Tony
Starks
A fierce lion, who never leave the crib without the iron
And on the block he be slingin rocks and duckin from the sirens
Greetin niggaz he loved with a pound, and a bear hug
Those who wanted life, they catch a slug from the snub
A Five Percent, who all knew was one to ten
He loved the Gods with his heart but his brain was filled with
sin
And when he came through niggaz be lookin out
Hopin he gets shot or tooken out, or locked the fuck up in
Brooklyn House
In PC, on a liquid diet, but he was louder than a riot
Verse Three： Masta Killa
Do the knowledge to a nigga named Trigga
Bad rude boy from the land of Jamaica
With visions to venture, to the U.S.
To receive the gold that he couldn't acheive
in his country, even though he sold mad weed
for the next man, who was the Don of the clan
Niggaz actin like they got the block locked
Like I can't sling drug raps and eat food
But I be the rudest, bad boy steppin gun totin
Shots lash out like a violent explosion
at the nigga, who tries to stop my production
Intervene the scene and slow up the CREAM
None of that black, East New York, gun talk
Niggaz I extort from Baltic to Boardwalk
Memories of injuries wounds and burns
Walkin through the streets of Medina I stand firm
Cause I know this, which means I can hold mine down
without a doubt, niggaz who front, get snuffed out
Justice must be born there's no escape
cause a snake can't be reformed so I wait
Comin in the name to proclaim your fame for protection
and you don't know no fuckin lessons？
Verse Four： Ol Dirty Bastard
Bad, bad, Leroy Brown
Baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than the deep blue seaaaaa
Badder than you and meeeeee
Niggaz comin thru the trees, like a salamander, bitin
Like a piranha, but I'm bitin you back, like a black pantha
The style I'm ampin the... fuck my name, who I be？
Fuck the game, it's all about the moneyyyy!
Owahhaerahh, sometimes I get high with the Meth
Then I turn to the Killah Priest
When it comes TWELVE O'CLOCK!!
I turn into the demon beast, yo
Yo fuck that shit!
YO! SHOW THESE MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT TIME IT IS
Rahhwarwaahauh, rawwaroar!!
WHOSE THE BAD-ASS？ ＊rawharrah＊
WHOSE THE BAD-ASS？
[he practiced the snake style
he was known as the snake spirit]YEAHhhhhh
Verse Five： Buddah Monk
Lyrics, never waitin, twelve days, penetrated
When I come with the ruffness, mad niggaz try to rush this
Slip into my killings, then I slays and you're helpless
When I try to stay sick, it's yacub grafted six
Calm for the kill, knowing the style that's ill
When I drop, lyric skills, brothers say, Buddah chill!!
Outro： Ol Dirty Bastard
I don't need to rhyme no more, niggaz know, yo!
To all the Wu-Tang Clan members
The Ghostface Killer, the GZA, the RZA, the Ol Dirty Bastard
The Method Man, the Chef - Raekwon, Inspector Deck, U-God
Yo!!!
2.Proteck Ya Neck II in the Zoo
See let a nigga come through with that bullshit
Anytime you pop that shit nigga
I'ma tell you you can suck a dick, you can suck a pussy
I know, it'll come to what？ Say what？
Now I'ma let all you motherfuckers know
See them knows that this is something you can't fuck
Whether you from Brooklyn, whether you from Manhattan
Always
You from Queens nigga, I don't give a fuck, where you be
motherfucker!
Where you reside... motherfucker! How you live？ How you
seeeeeeee...
Sort the stack outs, this one's the blackout
Three-fifty-seven to your mouth, blaaow!!
Dunn can you hear me？ Raw is how I'm inflicting this
It's that G type slang that makes this real sickening
Ignite my styles I got my hand pon the trigger
Starts from the smallest and hits the bigger nigga
Yo, straight actin live about them hellfires
a known mental killer, or thriller, assassin of terror
The hot bloody fatal mixture of carbonate water
Homicidal manslaughter, death is the order start the mission
Travel like the speed of wind
Through the valley of sin, I step to ville and murdered many man
Serving justice in my vicinity
(This is, Brooklyn, Zu!!)
Za-za-za, za-za-za
Zuh-za-zah, z-zz-zz-z-z-zz-zz-z-dah-duh-dnn-duh
I get down I get down I crack your fuckin crown
Lay around and watch some real niggaz break ground
I can't shop cuz every bro blowin up the spot
Hit rocks and niggaz know
Yo! Niggaz grab the mic like the bites of a scorpion
Nervous, that's why the Zoo brought me in
Now bring em forth, like the tortures at the courts
Before the case begin, first break me in
his brain! And make sure he can't maintain the calmness
Ya harmless, watch how I bomb this
stage like, mail, pre hands that be the move
Now your Posse is your fuckin Platoon
Stale cells, just flows through the air
I'm like a ninja, once I send ya down stairs
Then I get furious, imperious, the lyricist
with the cleverest rhyme
Erupt to deduct your fuckin mind
Fuck shit up on the hurry-up
Known for burying ducks through more styles than a muck
Warning you chump, brain is out for lunch
given the power punch, soon to be paid like Donald Trump
Never fall victim to no bitch
Jerked my dick, but still got more hoes than a pimp
And score more points than Shawn Kemp
Keepin powerfully strong like the center on the Knicks
Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut!!
Ol Dirty Bastard live and uncut
(Shame on a nigga who tried to run game on a...)
Got more props than the President
My hardcore represent, blowin niggaz back who never had this
Cause I'm gifted, so you can get wrapped
The shit I'm kickin, send it to your MOMS for Christmas
And tell her Shorty Shit Stain sent it
Soon to have more green than the Jolly Green Giant
Cuz niggaz rap styles just down is aspired
You shoulda stayed HOME instead of picking up a microphone
But if you wanna run on up, like you TOUGH
I call your bluff, and blow you down with my hardcore
stuff, I shine like twenty-four carat
Roll and stroll with the party scene
Nigga wanna know me as Mr. Clean
Wza-wza-wza-wza-Wu-Tang, flip the script and
Test my skill niggaz, you're trippin
Drugged up from sniffin, you're the one who's riffin
I'm not Opie, save that old shit for Andy Griffith
Start to flip, slip, cuz you're slippin
While you sleep I be the God on point, with Scottie Pippen
as I, jump on stage, flip rip a show
Strip and rip a hoe, wayyy like Bo
Jackson while I'm still taxin maxin
Relaxin sittin back sellin good tracks and
Again and again when I rock the jam
WANNA SEE EM UP IN THE AIR! Throw up your hand
Introducin, one-man band in town
It's wild, with the style couldn't stand nigga
When the jump, stepped, to the center
of the rhyme inventor, MC's come at the
You get dap slapped, across the MC map
Your ass that's your ass, on a whore shot
Come on through I black and blue your whole crew
Then I get Rudy with the Hong Kong Foo
Ol Dirty Bastard, MC killer
Money maker, Brooklyn, challenger
That I lay down like towel
Then I get higher!!
Here comes the illlll, type ruffer
Style be untouched I'm leavin broken down grammars on the pen
Who who what？ What brings it？ Tighter than your anus
Chambers this name is for the deepest trainers
Keep it stainless, steel, on time it is the windmill
Deadly venom kills, at the last of the Sam's Mill
60 Second, nucleus, attack on your set
Hit you with the blast (yo close the door)
Shabazz!!
＊gun blast＊
3.Harlem World
Intro：Ol Dirty Bastard, Shorty Shit Stain, and others
(the first line originally ended 'Dirty Dancin' on Jerky Boys
sountrack)
Shit that makes me high
Yo, we gonna bring it down, to Harlem World
Bust your fuckin chops
Yo I remember when niggaz was lookin at themselves
on Farmers, motherfuckers was wearin double goose
Motherfuckers actin all rowdy
I'm sayin though
The whole trip that was never shown
I'm sayin though
See cause the knife, is the knife, of all knives
Most people gather around
To hear the show, that is comin through your town
(I was playin)
Is somethin, that you won't know
Unless you're dowwwwwwwwn, with the Brooklyn Zoo
Other brothers come
But never... come back
(Introducing)
So basically, what the Ol motherfuckin Dirty Bastard is sayin
You're gonna get yo' ass fucked up
So don't fuck around just lay down
Verse One： Ol Dirty Bastard
I remember (dnnah-dah)(dnh, duh, dnh, dnnah-dah)
Not too long ago ' '
I went to a city ' '
And I saw a Wu-Tang show ' '
Now I always wanted ' '
To get, with, the band ' '
But niggaz was singin they own songs
bein in they own worlds
So I guess I, I guess I, RARAARRRRAAHHH!!!
The terminology, the psychology
you still expect me to accept
Do what I say off of TV, kay
with the button on record and the other on
thus I press pause for a serious cause
to respect an intellect with this gratifying
now that I'm ready let the music begin
as I detect what I wrote with my
through the time that I spent, money that I lent
rap records went up just to bounce
then became a new way to get paid
they said 'Rhymin on the mic is the number one'
Then a brother get the feeling that he want to play cool
you discombumberated diabolical fool
Hog-flesh MC, go play in the mud
Another 20th century, modern day
Cannibal, humanoid, underground
chud broke loose from the god damn
dope-fiend addict why you walk with
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
when the MC's came, to live out their name
roast rockin rhymes that was always
when I elevated, and mastered the time
You was stimulated from the high post
You got shot cause you knew you were rot
Verse Two：
You're not the king of the diss
youse a queen of a bitch
And like a homosexual
your ass always switch
Niggaz wake up in the morning
you're ugly-ass Gods
Got slob around your mouth
blue code in your eye
You can't smile your teeth too gritty
Can't even move, drawers too shitty
(you know what else) You're shaped like a thistle
The holes in your drawers when you fuck been there since
YOU DUCKIN SUCKIN MOTHERFUCKIN COLD-HEARTED FAGGOT
Sperm germs on your worm DISINTEGRATED MAGGOTS
Repeat your rhymes all the time like a FUCKIN parrot
Phony gold chains only rated two carats
You tell your friends that your home is like heaven
Livin in the gutter sewer seven pipe eleven
You wear your socks twelve days in a row
Turn them on the other side so the dirt won't show
Go to school, take a shit, don't wipe your ass
Claimin on another sucka nigga in your class
YOU WANNA BATTLE？
Is it the pork on your fork, or the swine on your mind
Make you rap against a brother with a weak-ass rhyme
Swine on your mind, pork on your fork
Make you imitate the brother in the state of New York
Chain on your BRAIN, that drove you inSANE
When you tried to CLAIM, for the talent and the FAME
Not in the GAME, yet and still you CAME
Suffer the PAIN, as I demolish your NAME
Not like Betty Crocker, baking cake in the OV
Sayin this is dedicated to the one I love
Not a swine or dove, from the heaven's up above
When I rap, people CLAP, so the pushers they shove
When I rhyme I get LOOSE, better than Mother Goose
Rock the mic day and NIGHT, so you see I'm the JUICE
Like the two-six-EIGHT, politicians demonstrate
Outro：
Now hold up hold up hold up hold up
What y'all niggaz don't seem to hear
Is y'all can not FUCK with me
I saiiiiiiiiiid
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
can't FUCK with me
I wanna give a shout out to my nigga Door, Door, Door
Buddah Monk, Buddah Monk, Buddah Monk
Yo, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
For the niggaz who's here
And the girls who's out there
Throw your hands in the air
Cause this one is more fly
Fly, fly
Flyyyyy, flyyyy
Flyyyyyyyyahhahayhahhhha
BZZZZT
Wooo!
Get your ass in the house boy, I told you
Get your ass in the house! Get, get, in the god damn house boy!
Last fuckin time I'm gonna talk to you you hard-headed
motherfucker
C'mon daddy？
I didn't mean nothin by it
but when it come to... FUCKIN with you MC's
4.Don't You Know
Girl 1：Oh cutie got it goin' ON!
Girl 2：Cute？ What？ That dirty motherfucker？
Girl 1：You buggin'!
Girl 2：Ain't no buggin', he's some ugly motherfucker.
Girl 1：You buggin', no -- look at his disposition, shorty gotta
stride!
Girl 2： What stride？ Ugly motherfucker, he ain't shit.
Girl 1： See, that's my plate, brother may kill me like that.
Girl 2： You got mad sour flavor on shorty, cuz that ain't shit
at all...
Girl 1： I'm -- yo G, I don't think he realizes it. Look at him!
Girl 2： Look at what？ Dirty motherfucker, he ain't shit.
Girl 1： Hahaha, you don't see what I see, B.
Girl 2： I don't see nothing, you ain't blind, sisso.
Girl 1： True, true. Just look at him, just look at his
disposition!
Verse One： Ol Dirty Bastard
Approach the school nine thirty, you're late
This time happy the solution was my date.
Get in your class, walk to your chair
pop is all you see and then occasionally stare
At the teacher, more, tune in to we're clocking ya.
Lean back at this girl kept clockin' ya hood
tell the young girl 'Baby, you're the one I want.'
She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore
so you say to yourself, it be her old and sore mentally
pitchin' lies, the aim on the board as hot and wild pussy
you cannot afford this
Oooh, what slim and trim was my inner friend
Dear, quietly I want him to know my boots,
to rap out loose in my class,
but I kept sayin' the size of my dick and that ass.
So I turned around to arrange a date.
Swinging episode, baby number one's gotta say it
She popped a gum, cold twist to come
I said 'Baby, how you feel？'
She said 'Sure'
Then I said 'sure', I just found my thrill
wear it in the classroom, know I'm Blueberry Hill
Cause what I said just bottled her hate.
She put her face on the chest, this is what the bitch said：
'Because of you I aint hurting, but then my within my heart
Cause no, I'm not right to be flirtin, but our relationship has
to start.
You're the one that I'm clocking, stop or you could stop mockin'
Don't want you to see me cry, this is why, this is why, this is
why!'
Verse Two： Killah Priest
I met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder
The apple of my eye had a Snapple and some fries
Forgot the catsup, thats when I pressed up
'I've been watching you mowing your lawn'
The thoughts were flowin, while I'm holding the palm
'Hey whats that on your menu？', from there we continued
And talk about this and that we chit and chat
Sipped on the Coke then I stroked the back
As she giggled and I wiggled to the bra
She said 'nah!', that's when I noticed her pah
Big Tank, who did nothing but the spank
at parties, drink Bacardi and didn't think
Just act silly, with his brother Willy
another hillbilly gettin ill with the Philly
and moonshine, but it's a new time of day
on the stoop doing the Patty Duke
OK, it's like that old flip flaps through the shower caps
The platform shoes to Apple Jacks
Chub chub!!
Interlude： Ol Dirty Bastard
Yo, you niggaz, niggaz be actin like
they be lovin them, them them fancy bitches
I, I likes me a nasty bitch
Bitch that's willing to do anything at any given time
Bitch gotta be nasty cuz I'm a nasty nigga
I do anything baby, I wouldn't give a fuck what it was
I'll, ah, anything - I'm a nasty motherfucker girl
Verse Three： Ol Dirty Bastard
I'm just sittin' right, in my class at a quarter to ten right？
Waiting patiently for the class to begin right？
Teacher says 'open up your texts, you! read the first paragraph
on
oral sex!'
I said 'Oral sex!, what kind of class is this？!'
Yo, next to me said 'whats wrong with you man？, this is a lesson
that
makes you feel fine, kinda ease your nerves and relax your
mind!'
I said 'Don't try to use no hypnotic spell!'
She said 'Be my assistant, I'd show rather tell!'
My knees buckled heart started to drop
my dick grew to a size that my nerve couldnt stop
I tried to run! She yelled out 'freeze!'
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice
cream lick
Oooh I begged, I begged, 'Easy on my balls, they're fragile as
eggs.'
Part 2 coming up...
5.Brooklyn Zoo II(Tiger Crane)
Intro：
One two, one two -- you taping this？
All types of shit yo let that shit ride
Word to mother, turn up the microphone!
Get all that good shit, get all that good shit [one two, one
two]
One two, one two, one two... one two
Now niggaz know
Ssssshhhit, yo yo check this out, check this joint
This is strictly for the radio, yo
I just want all y'all to know
The reason why I curse is because my momma and my daddy
They grew up cursin
So please respect my style, please!
Verse One： Ol Dirty Bastard
I'll grab the mic and now I damage you, cut your whole stamin-u
Ohh, sssshit, nahh
I'll grab the mic and now I damage ya, cut your whole staminuh
Here comes the medical examinuh
One verse then you out for the count
Bring the ammonia make sure he sniffs... the right amount
Ya yo, I'm sorry, un-gah-e-gas-e-ya
I'll grab and the mic and now I damage you, cut your whole
stamiNUH
Here comes the medical examiNUH
One verse then you're out for the count
Bring the ammonia, make sure he sniffs the right amount
Wake you up and then I ask you
How do you intend this --
competition to get an asssss kickin sooooo tremendous, RARRH!
You shouldn't bother this
Leave me alone like a son he'll be fatherless!
I got the asiatic flow mixed with disco
Roll up on the scene like the Count of Monte Crisco
and MC's start to vanish
I rolled up on a jet black kid the nigga started speakin spanish
Yo! You wasn't from Panana!!
I asked you how you get so fuckin dark, you said suntama
He responded so fast, you made me laugh
Ha-ha-ha, HARARRRH scared-his ass!
Kick the hundred strongest rhymes
then I brought out the punk in him
Roll up with the strong five deadly venoms
Told HIM! Enter the Wu-Tang!
Witness the Shaolin slang, that crush any shit you bring
I watch your ass take a big fall, why？!
My Main Source, is like a friendly game of stickball
And as you step up to bat man, I play the riddler
You try to do me for my nigga I'll change to Hitler
I'll go out like Nazi, wish your fuckin ass stayed
home and play Yahtzee!
Or watchin Happy Days sweatin Poxie
with Ralphie and Cunningham, Joni and Chachi
[Yo Unique, yo kid
Check this shit out! Yo, yo]
Verse Two： Ghostface Killer
Ninety-five niggaz is wasted
Keystone capered, and Wu kept the rap fiends basted
Foamin out the mouthpiece, heads blown like geese
Murderous police, I do shows and perform in Grease
It's not magic, gaming is the gadget
World classic big national high attracts dear graphics
Lampin in my own zone, my physical show
Inhale bones Tony stuck, for the diamond in Rome
He's convincin, labelled one man rap convention
The nigga that'll gun down, eighty frenchmen
Lead vocalist, music specialist, rap arsonist
I deal with sharpness plus spark the hardest individual
I plant crimes inside vocals
My rap's like my passport, my life's my proof
Hit the sun roof, be out like a wanderin dream
Shuttle, and get startled off the verbal hygiene, my nigga
Shame on you when you step through to
Ol Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo!
Shame on you when you step through to
Ol Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo!
What？!! My nuh
Shame on you when you step through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo
Shame on you when you step through to
THe Ol Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo
To the West coast!
To the East coast
To the North coast
To the South
When you take North, East, West, South
Put it all together and it spell NEWS!
Then you got the ol rhythm, bastard blues
and ya don't stop
So keep your shit, motherfucker, fucker, fucker!
6.Raw Hide
Intro：Ol' Dirty Bastard + (some Jamaican woman)
Yeah!
I wanna let allllll y'all niggaz know in here tonight
that this is that Wu-Tang shit
This that shit that's gonna get you high... {＊echoes＊}
See when you stimulate your own mind, for one common cause
You see, who's the real motherfuckers
See what you see, is you what you see
(Can I say it？ Wu-Tang a-run tings!)
Be the original G
Rhymin on timin and in the place to be
(Run blood claat tings!)
they love see meeeeeeee!
You're a crossbreed, I'm a knowledge seed
I want ACTION, that's what I need
I never put doubt in my mind
cause I know when I touch the mic there's the rhyme
see murder which is caused
when you fuck with the negative and positive charge
Then they came up, out my garage
with the hit that's gonna be LARGE
Tired of sittin on my fuckin ass
Niggaz I know, be runnin around with mad fuckin cash
Who the FUCK wanna be an emcee
if you can't get paid, to be a fuckin emcee？
I came out my momma pussy -- I'm on welfare
Twenty-six years old -- still on welfare!
so I gotta get paid fully
Whether it's truthfully or untruthfully
With my Boston bloodthirsty process
P-E-A-C-E
Chorus： Method Man
Move em in move em in
Move em out move em out
Stick it up {＊whip sound＊} raw hide!
Yea, gotta come back to attack
Killin niggaz who said they got stacks, cause I don't give a
fuck
{＊inhales＊} I wanna see blood, whether it's period blood
or bustin your fuckin face, some blood!!
I'm goin out my FUCKIN mind!!
Everytime I get around devils {＊breathing hard＊}
Let me calm down, you niggaz better start runnin
Cause I'm comin, I'm dope like fuckin heroin
Wu-Tang Bloodkin, a goblin, who come tough like lambskin
Imagine, gettin shot up with Ol Dirty insulin {＊sucks air＊}
You bound to catch AIDS or somethin
Not sayin I got it, but nigga if I got it you got it!!
WHAT？!？ {＊echoes＊}
Yo, check the bulletproof fly shit, strong like thai stick
then I'll remain to tear your frame, while I freaks it
like some fly new sneaks and shit
Now EAT my shit, bitch tried to creep and got hit
Now regulate, and I'll be out to set up a date
Wu-Tang, is bangin like a Ron G tape
RZA pump the shit just like a shotty
Watch me run it John Gotti
Collidin on the track, like gin and watty
Check the calender, I warn any challenger
to step up {＊whoosh＊} feel the blast from the silencer
Chorus
Comin soon to a theatre near you it be the Wu
Yeah find yourself in the square and see it's true
Actual facts to snack on and chew
My positive energy sounds peace to you
A wise man killed one horse and made glue
Wicked women puttin period blood in stew
Don't that make the stew witches brew？
I fear for the eighty-five that don't got a clue
How could he know what the fuck he never knew？
God-Cypher-Divine come to show and come to prove
A mystery god that's the work of Yacub
The Holy Ghost got you scared to death kid boo!!
Outro： Ol' Dirty Bastard
Yeah, we always gotta keep it fly
Fly for you to feel, what you wants to feel
See Wu-Tang like to thank, all the people across the country
All the people in America, all the people outside of America
for listenin to our music
We gotta keep it fly for ya
See this ain't somethin new
that's just gonna come out of nowhere, no!!!
This is somethin OLD, and DIRTY!!
and DIRTY!!
Yeah..
7.Dirty Dancin'
＊ - originally appeared on the Jerky Boys soundtrack, bonus cut
on CD
＊ - was originally listed as a Wu-Tang Clan song
(Ol Dirty Bastard is doing a Martin Lawrence comedy skit from
Raw)
(this is going on in the background during the Intro and part
of the first verse)
You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit Meth
＊coughing＊ Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit
Know damn well!
I remember when we used to go down to the creek
Member when we used to go down to the creek？
And used to dip your head in the water？
Everybody thought you had it in you, you know
You used to jump out the water
the water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
What？ I said the water used to glisten alllllll over your
bohhhhhhdy
Intro： Ol Dirty Bastard
Clean out my vocals
Yeah, I said YEAH
I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh
＊more nonsense noises＊
chkccha ckchcka Brooklyn, zucka Zoo
C'mon baby baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
Verse One：
Superlogical this, superlogical that
I detect a nigga dialect by the way he rap
I elect myself President MC
My career so intelligent, unique physique
Then with mathematics, not democratic
static, topic, Asiatic
Zssshuh, them unique, never leak, brlaharl...
Bring it on back
Superlogical this, superlogical that
I detect your dialect by the way you rappp!
I elect myself President MC
My career so intelligent, unique physique
Doin mathematics and I'm not democratci
No static, topic, I'm Asiatic
See, I'm Unique, never... blarhalal...
Verse Two： Method Man, Ol Dirty Bastard
Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, I'm shady, sheisty
Get your weight up, don't take me lightly
Blasted, dirty to the grain I be stained with the madness
It's the Meth-Tical with the Bastard
MZA MZA my name is the Ol Dirty Bas
My gammmmme, to kick your ass
Dnnah duh dnnh dnnh duh duh!
Dnnah dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, take an Ex-Lax, I'm shittin
on the industry that was frontin now they missin
What everybody else is gettin
Cuz they wasn't representin the real...
...appeal, like me and, old time
When it comes to the microphone who killed the swine？
Be the original G
Do the rhymin on time and in the place to be
Interlude： Old Dirty Bastard, Method Man
You are now in my trance
You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy
You are now getting sleeeepyyyyy
and sleeeeppieeerrrrr
And sleepy, and sleepy
Verse Three： Method Man
This one here's for my people, my people
Enter the 36 chambers, the sequel
Part two, for me and the cipher troop
With the Teflon lyrics that you can't get through
With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, what？
You ain't hittin with that wack shit you kickin
Straight from the beginning, of the game
All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the pain
Dark like the midnight train on the track by the RZA
Diesel like Arnold Schwarzanegger
Outro： Ol Dirty Bastard
The hardware, choose the hardware
Ask you a question, test the Ason
Extra extra, read the drama and thennn another one
which you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the...
ohhhh....
Here I go, aauhhh
Yeahhh...
(shit that makes me high) ＊2
＊2 - leads into Harlem World on the album version
8.Damage
Intro：
I'll grab and the mic and now I damage you, cut your whole
stamina
Here comes the medical examiner
One verse then you're out for the count
Wake him up and then I ask him
Why did he intend this --
competition to get an ass kickin so tremendous
Boy you shouldn't bother this
I got the asiatic flow mixed with disco
Roll up on the scene like the Count of Monte Crisco
and MC's start to vanish
[I stepped up to a jet black kid, started speakin spanish!
Yo he wasn't from Panama
I asked him how he get so dark, the nigga said suntama!
He responded so fast, you made me laugh]
[Kick the hundred strongest rhymes
I brought out the punk in him
Caught him with a strong five deadly venom
Told him enter the Wu-Tang
Witness the Shaolin slang, that'll crush the shit you bring]
I watch your ass take a big fall, why？!
My Main Source, is like a friendly game of stickball
Go out like Nazi; you'll be wishin your fuckin ass stayed
Wu, who？ Me gettin wreck so I'm through
Have your ass doin some Night Fever shit like John Travolta
I come strong I make knowledge born, I flip the script
Pass the Hammer you're broke down, niggaz grab my what what
Can't understand it here's the panaroma
Yeah I bust that ass before
And want to perform a massacre
Better be coming with some motherfucking shit that's spectacular
Crush the person who did em, well you just better
Put the pedal to the metal
You and your DJ change your name to Ma and Pa Kettle
It's not a Newport but it's still live with pleasure
[C'mon don't be silly, just a bag of sensimilli
Rolled up in a]Motown Philly
[I used to write all the time when I smoked
Grab the mic, then I kinda like went for broke
With visually concepts strongest rhymes and biceps
Lyrically speakin, three to four rhymes then choke
Some think they be harmin this, claimin they be bombin this]
But they still remains a-nom-ynous
I pull strings like Jimi Hendrix
Ride more beats that go backs to the days of Eddie Kendricks
Arm yourself with a shield
Cornfield
9.Brooklyn Zoo
Word up, I bust that nigga ass right now!
Ain't none of them niggas can't fuck with me!
What？ Nigga you could never fuck with me, my nigga!
Dirt fuck you up right now! What？ What？ What？
I bust your motherfuckin ass boy!
I ain't no motherfuckin joke, you know who you talkin to
(Word up, bust that nigga ass, word up)
Ol' Dirty Bastard, I fuck you up right now
Yeah, what？ What？ (Shame on that nigga yo
He ain't sayin nothin, fuck him!)
I'm the one-man army, Ason
I've never been tooken out, I keep MC's lookin out
I drop science like girls be droppin babies
Enough to make a nigga go cra-a-azy
Energy buildin, takin all types of medicines
Your ass thought you were better than
Ason, I keep planets in orbit
While I be comin with teeth, bitin more shit
Enough to make ya break and shake ya ass
'cause I create rhymes good as a tasty cake, mix
This style, I'm mastered in
Niggas catchin headaches, what？ What？ You need Aspirin？
This type of pain, you couldn't even kill with Midol
Fuck around get sprayed with Lysol
In your face like a can of mace, baby
Is it burnin？ Well, fuck it, now you're learnin
how, I don't even like your motherfuckin profile
Give me my fuckin shit, CH-CH-BLAOW!
Not seen and heard, no one knows
You forget, niggas be quiet as kept
Now you know nothin
Before you knew a whole fuckin lot
Your ass don't wanna get shot
A lot of MC's came to my showdown
To watch me put your fuckin ass lo-o-ow down
As you can go, below zero
without a doubt I've never been tooken out
by a nigga, who couldn't figure
Yo by a nigga, who couldn't figure
Yo by a nigga, who couldn't figure (Brooklyn Zoo)
how to pull a fuckin gun trigger
I said 'Get the fuck outta here!'
Nigga wanna get too close, to the utmost
But I got stacks that'll attack any wack host
Introducin, yo fuck that nigga's name
My hip-hop drops on your head like ra-a-ain
And when it rains it pours, cause my rhymes hardcore
That's why I give you more of the raw
talent that I got will riz-ock the spot
MC's I'll be bur-r-rnin, bur-r-rnin hot
Whoa-hoa-hoa! Get me like slow-mo with the flow
If I move too quick, oh, you just won't know
I'm homicidal when you enter the target
Nigga get up, act like a pig tryin to hog shit
So I take yo ass out quick
The mics, I've had it my nigga, you can suck my dick
If you wanna step to my motherfuckin rep'
CH-CH-BLOAW! BLOAW! BLOAW! Blown to death
You got shot cause you knock knock knock
'Who's there？' Another motherfuckin hardrock
Slackin on your mackin 'cause raw's what you lack
You wanna react？ Bring it on back...
Shame on you, when you step through to
the Ol' Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo!
What？ My nigga...
Shame on ya...
10.Intro
Ahh ahh, I never saw so many people tonight
I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good
I'm glad that y'all givin it up for him, y'all givin it up for
him
that's good -- y'all make me want to cry or somethin
Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night
For one thing let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Russell
Jones
Excuse me for that one I had to let that one low ahh-hahhh
And tonight, you're going to see that you never seen before
Somethin that, that nobody in the history of rap ever set
theyself to do
This fuckin guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin crazy
He's somethin insane, he's the greatest performer every-since
Ahh, da, ahh, James Brown, he's bad, and he's a cool guy
And you'll really need him, I mean need to really get to know
him
Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns
From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth
Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for
The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol Dirty Bastard
I love that guy!
(Ol Dirty!!)
Yes, how y'all doin out there？
I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night
Cause I'm happy to be living, you know
A nigga tried to shoot me down and shit
You know and, I don't know man it just feel good to be here man
YouknowhatI'msayin？
And I wanna let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all
You know, but ＊sniff＊ but I really came here tonight ＊sniff＊
For one reason ＊sniff＊, just cause ＊sniff＊ I don't need to cry
I don't need to cry, dub you can play that shit man, play it man
I'm tired of this shit, remember the time I told y'all
When I got burnt, gonorrhea
Well this bitch, there's a new bitch goddamnit
Ohh, bitch burnt me again with gonorrhea
So I didn't get burnt one time I got burnt actually two times
when you really look at it
Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the bitch off
Yeah the bitch died, I killed the bitch
She suffered a long pain bitchy ass go bitch had to go
I I knew the bitch for ten minutes of her life
But the pussy was good! Yes the pussy was good!
I just want you to know girl!
That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written
by Blowfly, and I want all y'all to hear this shit
It's just a poem that I writ for you girl
＊paper crinkles＊
＊singing＊
The first time, ever you sucked my dick
Thank you thank you!
I felt, the earth tremble, under my balls
Somethin shot out of me real fast
First time
Nah I'm just kidding witch'all
How y'all feelin, listen to the album cuz it's BANGIN
We have only thirty-five chambers, there is no thirty-six
I know that, but, I want to create a new chamber
Oh？ And what would that be？
11.The Stomp
Intro
Sing the song, sing along with me
Sing the song, sing the song with me
Verse 1
When I'm with you baby, tell me why, tell me so
I ask you to go high, you tell me to go low
Making young ladies scream's my specialty
when I go DUN DUN DUN DUH, girls get hype
From the funky fresh music that was stereotyped
When I kill, that ol' mad funky flow
Not sayin Ason, duck duck disco
Or disco duck, strictly hip hop
baby baby, I can't stop
Wu, gots ta like come on through
Soo, that's the call for the Wu
I came here to rectify
BROOKLYN ZOO, terrify
Why, niggas wanna get up and rap and rap and rap
Man, fuck that
Shit, that I make it's the skit
I wanna see ya hands in the air, can ya dig it
Let's sing the song
Come on party people, all in together now, sing along
Have you ever ever ever
In your long legged life
Had a bald headed bitch
For your bald headed wife
Verse 2
Who's the baddest motherfucka in the Brooklyn town
And also representer of the Wu-Tang sound
If you wanna get up and get fucked up
Last nigga got up and got shot up
But you's a gangsta, on the boards I'll bang ya
Mess with the Wu-Tanger, I'll hang ya
You'll get shanked and spanked and alley-ooped
I admire true niggas like Dre and Snoop
Chamber number 9, verse 32
Only speaks about BROOKLYN ZOO
That a true nigga shall come through
No-one is available to be compatible
This is chamber number 9, verse 32
is what we call The Stomp
Verse 3
Brothas always playin with the microphone
You couldn't touch, this style is too much
It's the rhymer, I don't give a crippled crab crutch
Get burned to the brimecell like a cigarette
Straight up and down, I don't play around
Rhymin gets me paid madd bread by the pound
Shout out to my crew, tight as a belt y'all
Go by the name Big A, from the shelter
12.Baby C'mon
Yo, are you taping baby？
Baby are you taping？
Ohh yeahhahhahheeyahhhyahhhhohhhyahhhh
Baby baby c'mon, baby c'mon, baby c'mon
What the fuck anybody wanna do？
Right motherfucking now!
Ahhahhahhhah
Verse One：
I'm the dog who's ahead of the Lords
Dirty Bastard from the Wu-Tang squad
Can I get raw, yes I get Dirty to the floor
Rhymes, hittin on your mind, you could never ignore
Hip-hop to me is like a place to be
My specialTY from me to you is emCEE
Say what you wanna sayyyahhh, baby sayahh
I flip the microphone-ah, any dayahh
I'm mad swift because I got that gift of gab
Niggaz get mad, your ass stink never had
this talent that I got will resound the spot
MC's, you got paid a lot
You ever notice a black man damn mostly slams
When it come to the money yo it ain't funny
It's what you gotta do what you got to do
C'mon, can I get a Wu-Tang
Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang
Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, Wu, Tang, it's on your brain
I get riggy diggy raw when it's time to get
on the dancefloor shotgun kill the shit
BLAOW, then you won't step to me
Thinking is he really raw as he said he'd be
If I wasn't really raw, standing here on the floor
You'd be like BOOOOO HE AIN'T NO HARDCORE
Niggaz play like they live but won't survive
Jumpin up and down ticklin that jive when you ticklin gab
I'm an average man, G-O-D fan
Let it be known who's the champ, Wu-Tang Clan!
It's coming through and WU, boy it's bad too!
Throw your hands in the air, if you don't care
WHO, the Ol Dirty Bastard be
oh me on my, you be hoppin on my shit just like a fly
BZZZZZT, all around
The dirtiest stinkin sound down to the ground
What what, what you wanna do？
What you wanna do when I'm coming for you？
I'm gonna give it to ya, bayyybah, bayybah,
bayybahhhahahahahahahahahahah...
13.Drunk Game(Sweet Sugar Pie)
Yo imagine, imagine the shit
Drunk as hell and shit
And you going into a fuckin bar and shit
You stumbling over bitches and everything
Falling over everywhere, throwing up and shit
Yeahhayyyeahhahhh
C'mon c'mon
Ahhahahiahhhhhhh
I want ALL y'all people to feel what I feel
See my momma taught me this SHEEEIIIT
And my daddy learned from my momma
Which is good! Which is goodahhhhhhhhh
Sweet sugar pie, oh I wish you were mine
Lookin so good, like you know you should, yeah
And I-ayyeah, love you down, down baby
Oh my girlie, sweet my honey
You look so good to me
Love you down, all night long
Yeahhheahhhahhhh
Yeah, all night long
Yeahhahhhhhh, all night long girl
Sugar pie
Sweet oh-my-oh-my there's no lie
I love you girl, love you girl
Love you sweet pie
Yeaheahhhahhhhh
Do you love me？ Do you love me like this？
(Do you love this girl) I know you love me.
I love you TOO!!
Ahhahhahhhah
(I'll let you know) I'm serious
I need to know that
I needs you to let me really know that
I said I'm serious, very, very serious
Aight, let's go
＊sounds like Ol Dirty having the orgasm from hell on the
microphone＊
Yeahhhh, all night long
Yeahhaeahhahhhh
Ahhhhhhhahahyeahh
It's other groups that's better than me like the Temptations
And you other, groups
From the Motown, Philadelphia, Atlanta
(this is dedicated to you)
And you others, better than me
Mrs. Jones, don't feel disgraced baby
Because I love your soul your got it together type thing
Diana Ross
(see I don't say these things for myself)
Michael JAZZY-Jackson
(please understand or something)
NO! I'm the baddest, hip-hop man, across the world!
I don't care, what you care, I just give, what you receive!
14.Cuttin' Headz
Here it is
Where's it at？
In the back
Got a stack
The Dirty Bastard
Yo you Bastard flip the phat track
Here I go, here I go, whether friend whether foe
Let them know that I flow over the rainbow
Hit the deck
Aw, yep, (ch-ch plow) from the Tek, takin heads, takin necks
What the fuck they expect？
I don't know
I don't care
I won't fall
I won't stare at a ho, less I know that I'm going to the mo-
T-t-tel, cause I'm lousy, technique is drowsy
Stop tryin to foul me
Sayin that we're lousy
But I'm a tyrant, defiant, walkin New York Giant
President of the Wu
But I'm also a client
It's the Wu, what, you knew what, you do what, what, who, what,
what
I don't give a flying fuck
About a chump, cause this heart only pumps Kool-Aid
Snatch a kid by the braids, and cut his head off
Rhymes is rugged like burnt buildings in Harlem
The Ol Dirty Bastard from the Temple of Shaolin
Dirty to the brain like drops of acid rain
Clang, clang, clang, rhymes pluckin at your brain
So take a sip from the cup of death
And when you're shaking my right hand, I'll stab you with the
left
(Whirr whirr whirrr!) Red alert! Red alert!
Ason comin straight from the dirt
Once I go berzerk, mad brothers got hurt
Nuthin new in ninety-two
It's time to do the work
Trails of vatos scream once I hop on the scene
And fear the return of the fatal flying guillotine
Mr. Milli, that means I'm also militant
Don't wear no suit and tie, I'm no gentleman
Gettin laid, takin heads, that's my hobby
Punch a brother in the face who call me Robbie
I be the RZA, call me that cuz-I
Never liked the name I recieved from my poppa
Dirty deluxe, yo, I'm huntin for ducks
Snatchin devils up by the hair, then cut his head off
15.Hippa to da Hoppa
My beats are slammin...
Verse One：
My beats are slammin from the rugged programming
My man Bob Marley hey my man I'm Jammin
You could never touch the stamina, while I'm rammin the
hip-hop crowd makes me rrrah rrrah rrrah
Other MC's got flipped with the ease
Beggin me for burnt cigar, stop the music please
No, cause I'm a PRO, rap to the conVO
Make a crowd say HOE, at a strip SHOW
Represent, my name is Ason, keep calm
Rhyme's too smoky, funky like a stink bomb
Boom! Blowin up niggaz better than pullin the trigger
So you betta run for covah!
Niggaz better loosen they ass, felt the glass
A forty ounce bottle, yo yo yo yo money yo pass!
Woooh-woooh-woooh! I sweat it live
MC gonna live God？ No, the nigga die
The max-imum of MC's are populating
The min-imum of those MC's are dominating
Now all and together now, to what what who？
Rhymes come stinky like a girl's poo-poo
Chorus：
Hippa to da hoppa and you just don't stoppa (2x)
Verse Two：
Ahh shit, here I go once again
Rhymes get shitty from the time that I spend
I come old like toe fungus mold
Ask my grand-pop pop duke gave my soul
Then I came with that old Al Green shit
Saaa-die, taught me the ballisitc
I get you blurry in your eye with a high note
down, to the Brownsville, oops you got smoked
The shit I'm droppin is stinkin up your area
When I shoot it through like a messanger carrier
I keep my breath smellin like shit so I can get
FUNKY, baby I'm not havin it
Chorus 2X
Help master! ＊battle ensues＊
Dragon-fist!
Horse-fist!
Bastard, I didn't know who you were
16.Goin' Down
I am the U-N-I, The Q-U-E, the G to the O-D
I said I go by the unforgettable name of the man called Unique G
Well, my name is known all over the world
To the foxy ladies and the pretty girls
I go down in history
As the baddest brother that ever could be
You couldn't show me
Didn't know me
How to be a true MC
My advantage on the M-I-C is the slang
That I manifest so you could never hang
Obviously you know my name by now
I done thrown stupid parties all through your town
Dirt Megirt...that's my motherfucking name
Love to flirt...that's my motherfucking name
They said 'Who wanna be an MC？'
I am the original G-O-D
Making young ladies scream (is) my speciality
See my style, different from yours
Make young bitch want to drop their drawers
I gotta song for you all：
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
WHERE BLUEBIRDS FLY
SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
WHY OH WHY
HEAR ME NOW!
Style funky, you know dat's me
KILLER BEE whohoho ONE MAN ARMY
Down for mine when I go on tour
Throw your hands in the air if you want more
Style is evil is like an wicked witch
With the mi-ca-phone spliggh! Funky as a bitch
Which is which, makes me nasty nasty
Next on the mic is the rappin NUH
You want some of the Ason's gun
Shoot the nigga, BLAAOW, reaches no one
Then you KNOW not to touch my HOE
I like livin my own fuckin show
17.Shimmy Shimmy Ya
Intro：
Hey, baby, I like it rawww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Ooh, baby, I like it raww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Sh...
Verse：
Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yay,
Gimme the mic so I can take it away.
Off on a natural charge, bon voyage
Yeah, from the home of the Dodgers, Brooklyn squad
Wu-Tang Killerrr Bees on a swarm!
Rain on ya dollar's ass, disco dorm!
For you to even touch my skill,
You gotta have the one Killer Bee and he ain't gonna kill. Now
My producer slam, my flow is like bam!
Chop that down, pass it all around!
Lyrics get hard, quick cement to the ground!
For any MC in any 52 states,
I gets psycho killerrrr Norman Bates!
My producer slam, sharp like bam!
Jump on stage, and then I dun-daaaah!
Hey, baby, I like it rawww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Ooh, baby, I like it raww...
Yeah baby, I like it RAWWW!!!
Reverse Verse：
First Verse repeats
18.Protect Ya Neck Ii The Zoo
See let a nigga come through with that bullshit
Anytime you pop that shit nigga
I'ma tell you you can suck a dick, you can suck a pussy
I know, it'll come to what？ say what？
Now i'ma let all you motherfuckers know
See them knows that this is something you can't fuck
Whether you from brooklyn, whether you from manhattan
Always
You from queens nigga, i don't give a fuck, where you be
motherfucker!
Where you reside... motherfucker! how you live？ how you
seeeeeeee...
Sort the stack outs, this one's the blackout
Three-fifty-seven to your mouth, blaaow!!
Dunn can you hear me？ raw is how i'm inflicting this
It's that g type slang that makes this real sickening
Ignite my styles i got my hand pon the trigger
Starts from the smallest and hits the bigger nigga
Yo, straight actin live about them hellfires
A known mental killer, or thriller, assassin of terror
The hot bloody fatal mixture of carbonate water
Homicidal manslaughter, death is the order start the mission
Travel like the speed of wind
Through the valley of sin, i step to ville and murdered many man
Serving justice in my vicinity
(this is, brooklyn, zu!!)
Za-za-za, za-za-za
Zuh-za-zah, z-zz-zz-z-z-zz-zz-z-dah-duh-dnn-duh
I get down i get down i crack your fuckin crown
Lay around and watch some real niggaz break ground
I can't shop cuz every bro blowin up the spot
Hit rocks and niggaz know
Yo! niggaz grab the mic like the bites of a scorpion
Nervous, that's why the zoo brought me in
Now bring em forth, like the tortures at the courts
Before the case begin, first break me in
His brain! and make sure he can't maintain the calmness
Ya harmless, watch how i bomb this
Stage like, mail, pre hands that be the move
Now your posse is your fuckin platoon
Stale cells, just flows through the air
I'm like a ninja, once i send ya down stairs
Then i get furious, imperious, the lyricist
With the cleverest rhyme
Erupt to deduct your fuckin mind
Fuck shit up on the hurry-up
Known for burying ducks through more styles than a muck
Warning you chump, brain is out for lunch
Given the power punch, soon to be paid like donald trump
Never fall victim to no bitch
Jerked my dick, but still got more hoes than a pimp
And score more points than shawn kemp
Keepin powerfully strong like the center on the knicks
Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut!!
Ol dirty bastard live and uncut
(shame on a nigga who tried to run game on a...)
Got more props than the president
My hardcore represent, blowin niggaz back who never had this
Cause i'm gifted, so you can get wrapped
The shit i'm kickin, send it to your moms for christmas
And tell her shorty shit stain sent it
Soon to have more green than the jolly green giant
Cuz niggaz rap styles just down is aspired
You shoulda stayed home instead of picking up a microphone
But if you wanna run on up, like you tough
I call your bluff, and blow you down with my hardcore
Stuff, i shine like twenty-four carat
Roll and stroll with the party scene
Nigga wanna know me as mr. clean
Wza-wza-wza-wza-wu-tang, flip the script and
Test my skill niggaz, you're trippin
Drugged up from sniffin, you're the one who's riffin
I'm not opie, save that old shit for andy griffith
Start to flip, slip, cuz you're slippin
While you sleep i be the god on point, with scottie pippen
As i, jump on stage, flip rip a show
Strip and rip a hoe, wayyy like bo
Jackson while i'm still taxin maxin
Relaxin sittin back sellin good tracks and
Again and again when i rock the jam
Wanna see em up in the air! throw up your hand
Introducin, one-man band in town
It's wild, with the style couldn't stand nigga
When the jump, stepped, to the center
Of the rhyme inventor, mc's come at the
You get dap slapped, across the mc map
Your ass that's your ass, on a whore shot
Come on through i black and blue your whole crew
Then i get rudy with the hong kong foo
Ol dirty bastard, mc killer
Money maker, brooklyn, challenger
That i lay down like towel
Then i get higher!!
Here comes the illlll, type ruffer
Style be untouched i'm leavin broken down grammars on the pen
Who who what？ what brings it？ tighter than your anus
Chambers this name is for the deepest trainers
Keep it stainless, steel, on time it is the windmill
Deadly venom kills, at the last of the sam's mill
60 second, nucleus, attack on your set
Hit you with the blast (yo close the door)
Shabazz!!
＊gun blast＊
19.Don't U Know
Girl 1：oh cutie got it goin' on!
Girl 2：cute？ what？ that dirty motherfucker？
Girl 1：you buggin'!
Girl 2：ain't no buggin', he's some ugly motherfucker.
Girl 1：you buggin', no -- look at his disposition, shorty gotta
stride!
Girl 2： what stride？ ugly motherfucker, he ain't shit.
Girl 1： see, that's my plate, brother may kill me like that.
Girl 2： you got mad sour flavor on shorty, cuz that ain't shit
at all...
Girl 1： i'm -- yo g, i don't think he realizes it. look at him!
Girl 2： look at what？ dirty motherfucker, he ain't shit.
Girl 1： hahaha, you don't see what i see, b.
Girl 2： i don't see nothing, you ain't blind, sisso.
Girl 1： true, true. just look at him, just look at his
disposition!
Verse one： ol dirty bastard
Approach the school nine thirty, you're late
This time happy the solution was my date.
Get in your class, walk to your chair
Pop is all you see and then occasionally stare
At the teacher, more, tune in to we're clocking ya.
Lean back at this girl kept clockin' ya hood
Tell the young girl 'baby, you're the one i want.'
She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore
So you say to yourself, it be her old and sore mentally
Pitchin' lies, the aim on the board as hot and wild pussy
You cannot afford this
Oooh, what slim and trim was my inner friend
Dear, quietly i want him to know my boots,
To rap out loose in my class,
But i kept sayin' the size of my dick and that ass.
So i turned around to arrange a date.
Swinging episode, baby number one's gotta say it
She popped a gum, cold twist to come
I said 'baby, how you feel？'
She said 'sure'
Then i said 'sure', i just found my thrill
Wear it in the classroom, know i'm blueberry hill
Cause what i said just bottled her hate.
She put her face on the chest, this is what the bitch said：
'because of you i aint hurting, but then my within my heart
Cause no, i'm not right to be flirtin, but our relationship has
to start.
You're the one that i'm clocking, stop or you could stop mockin'
Don't want you to see me cry, this is why, this is why, this is
why!'
Verse two： killah priest
I met a girl named chandra, from way down yonder
The apple of my eye had a snapple and some fries
Forgot the catsup, thats when i pressed up
'i've been watching you mowing your lawn'
The thoughts were flowin, while i'm holding the palm
'hey whats that on your menu？', from there we continued
And talk about this and that we chit and chat
Sipped on the coke then i stroked the back
As she giggled and i wiggled to the bra
She said 'nah!', that's when i noticed her pah
Big tank, who did nothing but the spank
At parties, drink bacardi and didn't think
Just act silly, with his brother willy
Another hillbilly gettin ill with the philly
And moonshine, but it's a new time of day
On the stoop doing the patty duke
Ok, it's like that old flip flaps through the shower caps
The platform shoes to apple jacks
Chub chub!!
Interlude： ol dirty bastard
Yo, you niggaz, niggaz be actin like
They be lovin them, them them fancy bitches
I, i likes me a nasty bitch
Bitch that's willing to do anything at any given time
Bitch gotta be nasty cuz i'm a nasty nigga
I do anything baby, i wouldn't give a fuck what it was
I'll, ah, anything - i'm a nasty motherfucker girl
Verse three： ol dirty bastard
I'm just sittin' right, in my class at a quarter to ten right？
Waiting patiently for the class to begin right？
Teacher says 'open up your texts, you! read the first paragraph
on
Oral sex!'
I said 'oral sex!, what kind of class is this？!'
Yo, next to me said 'whats wrong with you man？, this is a lesson
that
Makes you feel fine, kinda ease your nerves and relax your
mind!'
I said 'don't try to use no hypnotic spell!'
She said 'be my assistant, i'd show rather tell!'
My knees buckled heart started to drop
My dick grew to a size that my nerve couldnt stop
I tried to run! she yelled out 'freeze!'
Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees
Ripped of my draws as if she had claws
Broke the rules that defined sex laws
She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice
cream lick
Oooh i begged, i begged, 'easy on my balls, they're fragile as
eggs.'
Part 2 coming up...
20.Dirty Dancin
＊ - originally appeared on the jerky boys soundtrack, bonus cut
on cd
＊ - was originally listed as a wu-tang clan song
(ol dirty bastard is doing a martin lawrence comedy skit from
raw)
(this is going on in the background during the intro and part
Of the first verse)
You know god damn well i don't smoke this shit meth
＊coughing＊ know damn well i don't smoke this sheyit
Know damn well!
I remember when we used to go down to the creek
Member when we used to go down to the creek？
And used to dip your head in the water？
Everybody thought you had it in you, you know
You used to jump out the water
The water used to glisten alllllll over your bohhhhhhdy
What？ i said the water used to glisten alllllll over your
bohhhhhhdy
Intro： ol dirty bastard
Clean out my vocals
Yeah, i said yeah
I said zuckazuhzuhzuh, zuckazuhzuh
＊more nonsense noises＊
Chkccha ckchcka brooklyn, zucka zoo
C'mon baby baby, baby, baby
Baby, baby, baby, c'mon!
Verse one：
Superlogical this, superlogical that
I detect a nigga dialect by the way he rap
I elect myself president mc
My career so intelligent, unique physique
Then with mathematics, not democratic
Static, topic, asiatic
Zssshuh, them unique, never leak, brlaharl...
Bring it on back
Superlogical this, superlogical that
I detect your dialect by the way you rappp!
I elect myself president mc
My career so intelligent, unique physique
Doin mathematics and i'm not democratci
No static, topic, i'm asiatic
See, i'm unique, never... blarhalal...
Verse two： method man, ol dirty bastard
Crazy, lurkin in the shadows, i'm shady, sheisty
Get your weight up, don't take me lightly
Blasted, dirty to the grain i be stained with the madness
It's the meth-tical with the bastard
Mza mza my name is the ol dirty bas
My gammmmme, to kick your ass
Dnnah duh dnnh dnnh duh duh!
Dnnah dnh duh duh duh dahhhhhh!
Flip and relax, take an ex-lax, i'm shittin
On the industry that was frontin now they missin
What everybody else is gettin
Cuz they wasn't representin the real...
...appeal, like me and, old time
When it comes to the microphone who killed the swine？
Be the original g
Do the rhymin on time and in the place to be
Interlude： old dirty bastard, method man
You are now in my trance
You are getting sleeeeeepyyyyyy
You are now getting sleeeepyyyyy
And sleeeeppieeerrrrr
And sleepy, and sleepy
Verse three： method man
This one here's for my people, my people
Enter the 36 chambers, the sequel
Part two, for me and the cipher troop
With the teflon lyrics that you can't get through
With the twenty-two automatic rap you pack, what？
You ain't hittin with that wack shit you kickin
Straight from the beginning, of the game
All the way to the ninth inning, i bring the pain
Dark like the midnight train on the track by the rza
Diesel like arnold schwarzanegger
Outro： ol dirty bastard
The hardware, choose the hardware
Ask you a question, test the ason
Extra extra, read the drama and thennn another one
Which you intrigue, do your rap fatigue in the...
Ohhhh....
Here i go, aauhhh
Yeahhh...
(shit that makes me high) ＊2
＊2 - leads into harlem world on the album version
21.Brooklyn Zoo Ii
Intro：
One two, one two -- you taping this？
All types of shit yo let that shit ride
Word to mother, turn up the microphone!
Get all that good shit, get all that good shit [one two, one
two]
One two, one two, one two... one two
Now niggaz know
Ssssshhhit, yo yo check this out, check this joint
This is strictly for the radio, yo
I just want all y'all to know
The reason why i curse is because my momma and my daddy
They grew up cursin
So please respect my style, please!
Verse one： ol dirty bastard
I'll grab the mic and now i damage you, cut your whole stamin-u
Ohh, sssshit, nahh
I'll grab the mic and now i damage ya, cut your whole staminuh
Here comes the medical examinuh
One verse then you out for the count
Bring the ammonia make sure he sniffs... the right amount
Ya yo, i'm sorry, un-gah-e-gas-e-ya
I'll grab and the mic and now i damage you, cut your whole
staminuh
Here comes the medical examinuh
One verse then you're out for the count
Bring the ammonia, make sure he sniffs the right amount
Wake you up and then i ask you
How do you intend this --
Competition to get an asssss kickin sooooo tremendous, rarrh!
You shouldn't bother this
Leave me alone like a son he'll be fatherless!
I got the asiatic flow mixed with disco
Roll up on the scene like the count of monte crisco
And mc's start to vanish
I rolled up on a jet black kid the nigga started speakin spanish
Yo! you wasn't from panana!!
I asked you how you get so fuckin dark, you said suntama
He responded so fast, you made me laugh
Ha-ha-ha, hararrrh scared-his ass!
Kick the hundred strongest rhymes
Then i brought out the punk in him
Roll up with the strong five deadly venoms
Told him! enter the wu-tang!
Witness the shaolin slang, that crush any shit you bring
I watch your ass take a big fall, why？!
My main source, is like a friendly game of stickball
And as you step up to bat man, i play the riddler
You try to do me for my nigga i'll change to hitler
I'll go out like nazi, wish your fuckin ass stayed
Home and play yahtzee!
Or watchin happy days sweatin poxie
With ralphie and cunningham, joni and chachi
[yo unique, yo kid
Check this shit out! yo, yo]
Verse two： ghostface killer
Ninety-five niggaz is wasted
Keystone capered, and wu kept the rap fiends basted
Foamin out the mouthpiece, heads blown like geese
Murderous police, i do shows and perform in grease
It's not magic, gaming is the gadget
World classic big national high attracts dear graphics
Lampin in my own zone, my physical show
Inhale bones tony stuck, for the diamond in rome
He's convincin, labelled one man rap convention
The nigga that'll gun down, eighty frenchmen
Lead vocalist, music specialist, rap arsonist
I deal with sharpness plus spark the hardest individual
I plant crimes inside vocals
My rap's like my passport, my life's my proof
Hit the sun roof, be out like a wanderin dream
Shuttle, and get startled off the verbal hygiene, my nigga
Shame on you when you step through to
Ol dirty bastard, brooklyn zoo!
Shame on you when you step through to
Ol dirty bastard, brooklyn zoo!
What？!! my nuh
Shame on you when you step through to
The ol dirty bastard, brooklyn zoo
Shame on you when you step through to
The ol dirty bastard, brooklyn zoo
To the west coast!
To the east coast
To the north coast
To the south
When you take north, east, west, south
Put it all together and it spell news!
Then you got the ol rhythm, bastard blues
And ya don't stop
So keep your shit, motherfucker, fucker, fucker!
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